My wetsuit radiation readings

Checked my wetsuit for radiation rad counts - deadly gamma and beta radiation - and it clocked out at 76 CPM, which is off the scale! Normal radation since the era of atomic testing is around 7.

This is TEN TIMES THAT NUMBER.

My wetsuit has seen only Pacific Ocean water for the last 4 years, since it was bought, replacing an earlier one, which replaced the one before it, and so on.

Sigh...

Boogie boarding after 2 hours surfing in RADIOACTIVE WATER